jay\ and\ silent\ bob

1. (Jay and Silent Bob) (1083↑, 86↓)

Jay- Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck, noy snoy snoyge. One two, one-two-three-four, noy snoy snoyge. Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers, Rollin Phatties, smokin blunts, who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts. Rollin blunts n smokin em..... Pothead Teenager- Yo lemme get a nickel bag..... Jay- Fifteen bucks, little man\! Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe-me-o. My jungle Love\! Yay-a, o-wee o-wee o. I think i wanna know ya, know ya, yeah. What?

Jay and Silent Bob are the shit.

Author: Tommyboy http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/869238

2. (Jay and Silent Bob) (602↑, 51↓)

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

Author: Joe (Tyrano) http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/968223

3. (Jay and Silent Bob) (485↑, 51↓)

The two pimpest dudes ever. Sure, they may deal drugs and Jay has the IQ of a hamster, but damn they are sweet. Also known as Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, or Bluntman and Chronic.

I'm Jay, and this is my hetro lifemate, Silent Bob.

Author: combat_rock http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/674443

4. (Jay And Silent Bob) (281↑, 57↓)

The coolest pair of stoners... Who have made their mark in american history... FOREVER\! They've been in several movies. (Ex,in chronological order: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) Even a Tv Show\! So Watch everything that I listed, or ill get you... oh I will... j/k\!

Jay aka: Chronic. "Is a smoooth pimp who looove the pussy"... Silent Bob aka: Bluntman. "Is my black manservant, WHAT?"

Author: Snooginik http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/476285

5. (jay and silent bob) (226↑, 47↓)

the two coolest stoners ever to have been born by their careless mothers who left them in front of the quickstop, which is now there place to hang out and smoke weed. aka jason mewes, and kevin smith.

snoochie boochies mother fucker\!\!\!

Author: Mr. Pink http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/930823

6. (Jay And Silent Bob) (166↑, 14↓)

Two characters that have appeared in all save one of NEw Jersey director [Kevin Smith]'s movies, Smith plays Silent Bob with Jay played by friend Jason Mewes. The characters are two drug dealers who spend a lot of time hanging outside of the quickstop in Leonardo New Jersey. Jay is a confident, foul mouthed, sex obsessed guy with a pretty low IQ. whereas bob is a genious and (nearly) mute, only speaking once or twice in each movie. They have appeared in Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob. They did not appear in Jersey Girl as it was not part of Smith's Jersey Trilogy, but they are appearing in Clerks 2.

or as Jay would put it Jay and silent bob are the mack daddy's of fucking Jersey. Jay is a smooooooth pimp who loves the pussy and Silent bob is his black manservant, Nooch\!

Author: Tau http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/1787942

7. (Jay and Silent Bob) (161↑, 53↓)

The most amazing stoner duo to ever appear in a Hollywood movie.

Those two were in all Kevin Smith's best movies: -Clerks -Mallrats -Chasing Amy -Dogman -Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back -Oh, and that short-lived cartoon based on Clerks. That show was the shit, man.

Author: Celeste A http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/1631377

8. (jay and silent bob) (60↑, 26↓)

The only good thing to ever come out of New Jersey

"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses..."

Author: Snoochieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/3027829

9. (Jay And Silent Bob) (2↑, 2↓)

Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone [phone] or on line at www.watsekatheatre.com .

Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.

Author: Rocmaven http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/6203565

10. (jay and silent bob) (4↑, 65↓)

me and my homie. we are the real life equivalent

Random guy: hey tom and daz. you two are so much like jay and silent bob. teach me how to be as cool as you tom and daz: sorry its impossible

Author: tinytom http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/2142048

11. (jay and silent bob) (123↑, 369↓)

Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the shit out of them for being so stupid. I can't believe Miramax would have anything to do with this shit.

I, for one, will be boycotting this movie. Who's with me?

Author: B. Buster http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/825326

12. (Jay and Silent Bob) (84↑, 333↓)

Bluntman & Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses

Fucking clown shoes

Author: IamEugene http://jay-and-silent-bob.urbanup.com/646312

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Last updated: 2012.03.01